Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Maybe I'm Not Gonna Buy Those D-Wade Jerseys & Shoes After All...
File this one underneath the "Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned Dept."
Dwyane Wade's wife is not only divorcing "The Flash," but also alleging that he gave her an STD.
Not good times, bad times!
D-Wade and his soon-to-be ex-wife have two sons, and she says that he hasn't seen them in so long that they don't who he is. (Um, only one of the Top 5 basketball players in the world, Gold Medal Olympian and former NBA Finals MVP...) Wade won a "Father of the Year" award back in 2007. (File that one underneath the "Irony Dept.")
Apparently a gold medal and NBA championship ring doesn't work as a contraceptive, only an aphrodisiac. Go figure. Here's the article...
P.S. On a side note, I can't get TOO mad @ D-Wade. It violates my "Life Rule #201," which states, "You can't get mad @ a guy who was in a Gatorade commercial w/ A Tribe Called Quest's "Can i Kick It?" playing in the background. There are some things in life you just can't do...