AD&AN Go to the Movies: Slumdog Millionaire

Movie: Slumdog Millionaire

Starring: A bunch of Indian people

Plot: The story is told in real-time and in flashback. In real-time, Jamal Malik, form the slums of Mumbai, India, is a contestant on the Indian version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" The flashbacks show how Jamal knows the answers to the questions asked on the show, through the experiences of his eventful, yet troubled childhood with his older brother, Salim, and a childhood friend, Latika.

Reaciton: Just an amzaing movie. An incredible story that the viewer gets sucked into and emotionally invested in. Even though there are flashbacks it's easy to keep up with the movie. Some of the scenes with the kids and the ghetto are hard to stomach, and some of the movie's dialogue is in Hindu, so it's a pain with the subtitles, but other than that it was an incredible movie. Worthy of every award it won.

Rating: 3 quarters and 2 dimes, "Slumdog Millionaire" gets 95 cents.

The 15-cent crew...

Things That Sound Like A Porno

Wuts good folks!? I think this is pretty self-explanatory...this one can go a couple of ways...no pun intended...

Management

"This is dedicated to lover (to the lover), in you (in you...in you)"

So apparently we're on a Sleepy Brown tip for our Sunday Night Slow Jamz. This one isn't that old, but it's a good one. Here's Sleepy Brown and Outkast with "I Can't Wait."

As always, enjoy...



AD&AN

Old-School Hip-Hop Video of the Week- Eddie Murphy Edition

Wuts goooood folks!? For all you college kids out there, it's almost the end of the semester and we all know that's coded language for your professors to give u as much work that is inhumanly possible to complete in a week...i feel ur pain folks! ahaha, so, we here at ADAN figured you all needed a break and what better way to do that than comedic relief! We got an all-time classic,(well...kinda lol) from Eddie Murphy called "Party All The Time". Look for the part in the video when Eddie pops a blood vessel in his head, trying to hit that high note. It was also produced by the "Superfreak" himself, Rick James (RIP)...so, in the words of Rick James being played by Dave Chappelle..."ENJOY YOURSELF!" ahaha.

Cyle

This Is A Bad Idea...

An amputee is going to fignt in an MMA event this weekend. No, seriously. And it's not even like he has some limbs. Kyle Maynard has no arms and no legs. Remeber in "40Year-Old Virgin" when the boys find out that Steve Carrell hasn't had sex and he doesn't sleep all night and when his alarm goes off in the morning he says, "This is going to be bad." That's how I feel right now. Here's the link.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=mmajunkie-Maynard_road_to_MMA_debut&prov=mmajunkie&type=lgns

Management

They Said it, Not Us: Thug 101

Two of my best buddies out here in Hawaii go by the aliases of Brown Nino and Niggy. Niggy is your average, everyday white guy who played Magic in high school, and spends most of his days playing Gears of War and poker online. Brown Nino, well, remember those toys the "Lil' Homies?" Well, Brown Nino is a real-life Lil' Homie. Thnking he's hard, and listening to his gangsta rap, only he has a high-paying job that makes him wear a ridiculous aloha shirt and he's graduating in five years because he's double majoring. But he still thinks he's a thug.

So, I was over at Brown Nino and Niggy's house the other day, (yes, these polar oppostite people live together, I'm surprised Niggy isn't dead and Brown Nino isn't in jail) and me and Niggy were on the XBox 360 and Brown Nino was cupcaking on the phone. Now, what kind of a friend would I be if I didn't talk $#!t to one of my boys while he's spitting game to a girl, right? So me and Niggy are getting on Brown Nino, when him and Niggy have this exchange.

Brown Nino: "I'm a thug! Thugs don't love!"
Niggy: "Oh, do thugs double major in college?"

Once again...

THEY SIAD IT, NOT US...

Anthony

Slang Word of the Day: Do You Drive a "Hoopty?"

Now, I don't mean to clown (Well, kinda). There's a bunch of cats out there that ain't got cars, or even licenses, but if you do have a ride, it HAS to be presentable. Guy likes girl, girl likes object. Guy uses objects to get girl. It's that simple. To quote Dave Chappelle, "If a man could f*** a girl in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house." A presentable car is a must if you're gonna pull broads, fellas. It's the way of the world. If you're riding around in a "hoopty," you might as well be driving your Nikes or waiting on the bus stop.

That leads us to today's word, "hoopty." A hoopty is a noun, and is a beaten-up, raggedy-looing, "ghetto" car. If you don't know what one is, well, let's just hope you're not driving one. Need help figuring it out? It's a good thing we're here...

*If you only have rims on one side of your car...you're driving a hoopty.
*If your car can't reverse, and you have to physically push it to get it out of a parking stall...you're driving a hoopty.
*If you live in Hawaii and your A/C doesn't work...you're driving a hoopty.
*If the driver door lock doesn't work, and you get in your car buy unlocking the shotgun door and then reaching over and unlocking the driver-side door...you're driving a hoopty.
*If your windshield wipers don't work...you're driving a hoopty.
*If when you roll your window up and it goes down, and when you roll it down, it goes up...you're driving a hoopty.

Consider yourselves informed, and remember, no matter what piece of s*** car you drive, to always buckle-up!

$0.15

SNSJ: "Sunday Morning"

Wuts good folks?! It's ya boy Peter Darker aka Donnie Darko from 10's & 5's. It is once again another beautiful sunday night and my oh my do we have a video for all yall couples out there who just enjoy being lazy on a sunday morning...hence the name of the video, "Sunday Morning" by Dungeon Family's own Sleepy Brown. Hope yall enjoy.

Management

AD&AN Do the Humpty-Hump

Friday means the end of the work week, the beginning of the weekend, and here at AD&AN, a time to hit y'all with another classic. This is for all the homies with the big noses, here's Digital Underground with "The Humpty Dance."