Thursday, January 29, 2009

Bathroom 101: Don't Make Drug Deals In Police Station Lavratories

Some idiot in Everett, WA was in a police station and was trying to make a drug deal in a police bathroom stall. No, really, he did. Proving the old adage true, "There ain't shit to do in Washington." Here's the link...

We all know that you can go to the bathroom to go #1 & #2, now thanks to this moron we now know there's a #3.


Monday, January 26, 2009

Sunday Night Slow Jamz...On A Monday...Again....

In all seriousness, 2009, although not even a month old, has kind of been a hectic year for us.

There's been a lot of struggles, change, hardships, the death of loved ones. But even though these things happen in our lives doesn't mean that we can't continue to endure. We have to keep our heads up. We felt this slow jam was appropriate for the stuff that's been going on. Great words to live by...


Friday, January 23, 2009

A Video of the Week Called Old School Hip-Hop

Hey Gang,

So in yesterday's post about Dwyane Wade I mentioned A Tribe Called Quest's song, "Can I Kick It?"

As I was making the post I figured there's a good chance that y'all out there in cyberspace have yet to hear the song or see the video. That's what we're here for. Enjoy folks...


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Maybe I'm Not Gonna Buy Those D-Wade Jerseys & Shoes After All...

File this one underneath the "Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned Dept."

Dwyane Wade's wife is not only divorcing "The Flash," but also alleging that he gave her an STD.

Not good times, bad times!

D-Wade and his soon-to-be ex-wife have two sons, and she says that he hasn't seen them in so long that they don't who he is. (Um, only one of the Top 5 basketball players in the world, Gold Medal Olympian and former NBA Finals MVP...) Wade won a "Father of the Year" award back in 2007. (File that one underneath the "Irony Dept.")

Apparently a gold medal and NBA championship ring doesn't work as a contraceptive, only an aphrodisiac. Go figure. Here's the article...


P.S. On a side note, I can't get TOO mad @ D-Wade. It violates my "Life Rule #201," which states, "You can't get mad @ a guy who was in a Gatorade commercial w/ A Tribe Called Quest's "Can i Kick It?" playing in the background. There are some things in life you just can't do...

They Said It, Not Us: Mr. Garcia

My Dad's a nut. Hella goofy, I guess that's where I get it from. But he's always messing things up! He'll always try to use slang or say something "hip," but he fails miserably. Like, all the time.

We were watching a movie in Hawaii one time, and it said something like, "Mahalo for not using your cell phones" or something like that on the screen. And my Dad in his infinite wisdom goes..."Mahalo...maholla...maholla @ me!!!" (Awkward silence.)

So, the other day, Pops is getting ready to go out to a restaurant. It turns out, his friend Rick, who DJs, is gonna be DJ-ing that night at the restaurant. Here's the conversation...

Me: Rick's gonna DJ? Does he have a DJ name?
Dad: DJ Rick.
Me: Fo' real?!
Dad: No.
Me: DJ Rick on the wheels of steel!!!
Dad: Yea! On the 2's 3's!!!



Friday, January 9, 2009

We're Back!!!

Holidays and break is over so it's time to get back to the blog!!! And it's Friday, so it's time for that old-school hip-hop video. This one is actually a request from my Dad. He asked for this video and he's laying up in bed, he had surgery today. So this is for you, Pop. A lil' Snoop & Dre, "Nothin' but a 'G' Thang"...