Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas To All!!!

We here @ AD&AN would like to wish everyone a "Happy Holidays!" Here's a lil' something for you guys. Hope Santa was good to y'all this year...

Cyle & Anthony

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Old-School Hip-Hop Video of the Week- Christmas Edition

Wuts good folks!? We here at 10's & 5's decided to add to tha Christmas spirit and share it with all of you out there. And in doin so, we got an all-time classic for yall from Run-DMC called "Christmas in Hollis". Check it out and enjoy!


Thursday, December 18, 2008

I'm On Youtube...But Not For Something Good...

In my defense, it was like 11:30 @ night, I was hecka tired from studying and taking finals. Whatever, here it is...

I mean, c'mon, I knew they were gonna scare me the whole time, I just went along w/ it...


P.S. Video Courtesy of Angel Yandall

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

This Guy's Gonna Die A Virgin

We finaly found an answer to one of life's most pressing questions!

The Question: How does a kid become more of a loser than being in the National Spelling Bee?

The Answer: By quoting "Napoleon Dynamite" during the contest...Notice how no one laughs...


Monday, December 15, 2008

SNSJ: "Tabloids" by Jesse Boykins III

Wut it dooooo folks?! We got a Sunday Night Slow Jam for yall that i hope u'll enjoy. It's called "Tabloids" by Jesse Boykins III. Not too many people have heard of him but he's really talented. Oh, and just a lil fun fact for yall, while watchn the video look for one of the guys in his band holdn a Guitar Hero guitar. Ahaha, a lil low budget but still a good video and song. Enjoy!

Cyle aka DJ Peter Darker

Sunday, December 14, 2008

I'm Quitting You, Oscar De la Hoya!!!

For months I talked an incessant amount of shit to every Filipino I knew. One, cuz no Filipino is over 5'8" and @ 6'2" I think I'd stand a pretty fair chance if one of them actually wanted to physically harm me. And two, because I was sure that Oscar De la Hoya, my fellow Mexican, would whup Manny Pacquiao's Filipino monkey-ass. I woulda bet my left testicle on it. I was that sure...

I decided not to shell out $20 to go watch the fight at some sports bar and it was probably one of the smartest financial decisions I've ever made. Ever. De la Hoya got annihilated. Systematically and cerebrally picked apart by a faster, more superior fighter. It was like watching Old Yeller getting shot in the pasture. It was embarrassing. The only thing that was missing was Smokey from "Friday" standing over De la Hoya's prone, lifeless, body and screaming, "You got knocked the f*** out!!!" At one point during the fight, A.C. Slater (Mario Lopez) got up from his seat and started shouting @ De la Hoya, and this was a guy who got punched by Zack Morris. It was that bad. De la Hoya won one round on one scorecard. It was a slaughter, it was an execution, and Pacquiao was the short, Filipino, executioner. Only there was no hood or guillotine, only jabs and uppercuts that led to the welts on "The Golden Boy's" face.

The "boxing fan" gene I inherited through my Dad. I've been watching boxing since as far back as I can remember. But De la Hoya was my 1st favorite boxer. He was charismatic, talented, and brought in millions upon millions of dollars in revenue.

And of course, he was Mexican.

He won the Gold Medal @ the '92 Olympics in Barcelona, was undefeated though his 1st 31 fights, and won 10 world titles in six different weight classes. But in spite of all that, De la hoya could never win the big one. He beat boxing legends like Julio Cesar Chavez (twice), Hector Camacho, and Pernell Whitaker, but they were all in the twilights of their respective careers. Other guys he beat, like Ike Quartey, Arturo Gatti, Fernano Vargas, and Ricardo Mayorga were all good fighers but were nowhere as good as him. But in the big-money matches, De la Hoya always fell short. He lost a controversial decision to Felix Trinidad, lost two more controversial decisions to Shane Mosley, got knocked out by a bigger Bernard Hopkins, was out-pointed by Floyd Mayweather. The Pacquiao fight was supposed to cement his legacy, that he COULD finally beat someone that was on-par with him. But Manny went through him like lumpia...

I hope Oscar hangs him up. Boxers retire and unretire like rappers but I hope he stays away, I mean, would you wanna hear a fat Jay-Z rap in 20 years? I was disappointed, but that's just part of being a sports fan. Pacquiao's the real deal, and I deserved the trash-talk I got from multiple Filipinos this week. At the very least, I have both my testicles...


I Have Had Enough

Wuts good folks!? I got a serious problem that I would like to share wit yall. Would u like to hear my problem?...too bad, u have no choice. Ahahaha, I’m playn. Have u ever seen something that bugged u so much that it caused u to have one of those “uhmm…am I the only one that just saw that???!!” moments? Folks, I have had one of these WTF moments quite frequently.

Whenever I use a public restroom, I notice that about 5 of the 7 other people who take a piss DON’T WASH THEIR HANDS!!! I don’t know about u but that kinda scares me! This is a biochemical hazard! If I see somebody I know, I don’t wanna have to worry whether or not ima get Hepatitis A from dapping them! So I figured out what should/could be done. We need to put these people on blast! And I don’t use the term “on blast” lightly.

We should take it back to the Bible times and yell unclean at the person if they leave without washing their hands. Point if that will properly “put them on Front St”. Hey, if every time I didn’t wash my hands people treated me like a walking viral infection, that would quickly cause me reevaluate my hygienic habits. Especially at the club!

IF U DON’T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE BATHROOM AT THE CLUB, don’t try to dance wit one of the best lookn girls, cus I will make sure ‘ol girl knows that you walking around wit doodoo hands. And for those who might think this is a little extreme, I’m sorry but haven’t you seen those Lysol commercials when the germs look like green n purple little centipedes crawling on door handles and phones!? Yea, imagine those things crawling over your hot dog your homie got at the concession stand, right after he went to the bathroom. Gives me the shivers just thinking about it. This would possibly be one of the only times that “putting somebody on blast” is acceptable. Otherwise, it’s hating and that’s not healthy either.


Slang Word of The Day

Wut it do folks! Todays slang word is "blast" and can also be used as a phrase to "put on blast". Basically, to put someone on "blast" means to either openly make fun of, or call out someone for doing, wearing, saying, dancing with, drinking/eating (and basically any other action) something. Example, "the guys put (NAME OF PERSON) on blast for dancing wit a dude at the club." Notice how the person is being put on "blast" because he danced wit a dude at the club and the guys are openly making fun of him. You can also put someone on "Front St." which is a synonym for "blast". Keep in mind this can be fun but may also cause people to get butt-hurt..."But u don't have to take my word for it!" ...Reading Rainbow? remember!? ahaha nvermind.


Ps. We still got mad love for u Curtis!...big ups to Levar Burton too.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

They Said It Not Us: How One Gets a Cock-Eye

So last week I was celebrating my homegirl's 21st b-day @ her house. She was a having a lil' BBQ, and of course, what would a 21st b-day BBQ be without...(DRUMROLL)alcohol!

So the Corona and Grey Goose were flowing (yup, that's how we roll!), and it appeared that one of my lady friends had consumed a little too much. She announced to no one in particular that she has a cock-eye, and when she gets drunk (like she was @ the time), it becomes more noticeable. (I've known this person for 4 years, and I've never noticed her apparent "cock-eye.")

It was then, that my other lady friend made this classic statement...

"You know why you got a cock-eye? Cuz you look at cock too much!"

Whether or not this is true or not, I don't know, but once again...

They said it, not us.


Some West Coast For You...

So as much as we love Hawaii there's only so much Reggae you can listen to, so much Spam you can eat, and so much Pidgin you can listen to.

Fortunately I'm back home in San Francisco for Winter Break, and to comemmorate my being back home, here's some old-school "pre-Thizzle" Mac Dre, "California Livin'". Hope everyone is well and travels safely over the holidays...See ya soon.


Thursday, December 11, 2008

We Would Like to Apologize...

Aight, the bad news...So, for a number of reasons (retreat, finals, and worst of all...laziness), we haven't posted anything in a number of weeks. The good news...THE SEMESTER'S OVER!!! Therefore thanks to Christmas Break, both Cyle & I have endless amounts of free time to blog and maintain the website.

We hope (thought we cannot promise) that this won't happen again. Keep checking back for updates...