Sunday, December 14, 2008

I Have Had Enough

Wuts good folks!? I got a serious problem that I would like to share wit yall. Would u like to hear my problem?...too bad, u have no choice. Ahahaha, I’m playn. Have u ever seen something that bugged u so much that it caused u to have one of those “uhmm…am I the only one that just saw that???!!” moments? Folks, I have had one of these WTF moments quite frequently.

Whenever I use a public restroom, I notice that about 5 of the 7 other people who take a piss DON’T WASH THEIR HANDS!!! I don’t know about u but that kinda scares me! This is a biochemical hazard! If I see somebody I know, I don’t wanna have to worry whether or not ima get Hepatitis A from dapping them! So I figured out what should/could be done. We need to put these people on blast! And I don’t use the term “on blast” lightly.

We should take it back to the Bible times and yell unclean at the person if they leave without washing their hands. Point if that will properly “put them on Front St”. Hey, if every time I didn’t wash my hands people treated me like a walking viral infection, that would quickly cause me reevaluate my hygienic habits. Especially at the club!

IF U DON’T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER USING THE BATHROOM AT THE CLUB, don’t try to dance wit one of the best lookn girls, cus I will make sure ‘ol girl knows that you walking around wit doodoo hands. And for those who might think this is a little extreme, I’m sorry but haven’t you seen those Lysol commercials when the germs look like green n purple little centipedes crawling on door handles and phones!? Yea, imagine those things crawling over your hot dog your homie got at the concession stand, right after he went to the bathroom. Gives me the shivers just thinking about it. This would possibly be one of the only times that “putting somebody on blast” is acceptable. Otherwise, it’s hating and that’s not healthy either.


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