Maybe I'm Not Gonna Buy Those D-Wade Jerseys & Shoes After All...

File this one underneath the "Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned Dept."

Dwyane Wade's wife is not only divorcing "The Flash," but also alleging that he gave her an STD.

Not good times, bad times!

D-Wade and his soon-to-be ex-wife have two sons, and she says that he hasn't seen them in so long that they don't who he is. (Um, only one of the Top 5 basketball players in the world, Gold Medal Olympian and former NBA Finals MVP...) Wade won a "Father of the Year" award back in 2007. (File that one underneath the "Irony Dept.")

Apparently a gold medal and NBA championship ring doesn't work as a contraceptive, only an aphrodisiac. Go figure. Here's the article...

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/breaking-news/story/857509.html

Anthony

P.S. On a side note, I can't get TOO mad @ D-Wade. It violates my "Life Rule #201," which states, "You can't get mad @ a guy who was in a Gatorade commercial w/ A Tribe Called Quest's "Can i Kick It?" playing in the background. There are some things in life you just can't do...

They Said It, Not Us: Mr. Garcia

My Dad's a nut. Hella goofy, I guess that's where I get it from. But he's always messing things up! He'll always try to use slang or say something "hip," but he fails miserably. Like, all the time.

We were watching a movie in Hawaii one time, and it said something like, "Mahalo for not using your cell phones" or something like that on the screen. And my Dad in his infinite wisdom goes..."Mahalo...maholla...maholla @ me!!!" (Awkward silence.)

So, the other day, Pops is getting ready to go out to a restaurant. It turns out, his friend Rick, who DJs, is gonna be DJ-ing that night at the restaurant. Here's the conversation...

Me: Rick's gonna DJ? Does he have a DJ name?
Dad: DJ Rick.
Me: Fo' real?!
Dad: No.
Me: DJ Rick on the wheels of steel!!!
Dad: Yea! On the 2's 3's!!!

Yikes...

Anthony

We're Back!!!

Holidays and break is over so it's time to get back to the blog!!! And it's Friday, so it's time for that old-school hip-hop video. This one is actually a request from my Dad. He asked for this video and he's laying up in bed, he had surgery today. So this is for you, Pop. A lil' Snoop & Dre, "Nothin' but a 'G' Thang"...



Anthony

Merry Christmas To All!!!

We here @ AD&AN would like to wish everyone a "Happy Holidays!" Here's a lil' something for you guys. Hope Santa was good to y'all this year...



Cyle & Anthony

Old-School Hip-Hop Video of the Week- Christmas Edition

Wuts good folks!? We here at 10's & 5's decided to add to tha Christmas spirit and share it with all of you out there. And in doin so, we got an all-time classic for yall from Run-DMC called "Christmas in Hollis". Check it out and enjoy!

Management

I'm On Youtube...But Not For Something Good...

In my defense, it was like 11:30 @ night, I was hecka tired from studying and taking finals. Whatever, here it is...



I mean, c'mon, I knew they were gonna scare me the whole time, I just went along w/ it...

Anthony

P.S. Video Courtesy of Angel Yandall

This Guy's Gonna Die A Virgin

We finaly found an answer to one of life's most pressing questions!

The Question: How does a kid become more of a loser than being in the National Spelling Bee?

The Answer: By quoting "Napoleon Dynamite" during the contest...Notice how no one laughs...



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