College has taught me 2 main things about other people, that:
1.) People are mean.
2.) People are stupid.
Since mean people suck, we think it's funnier to write about people being stupid. So we're adding a new wrinkle to our blog entittled, "They Said It, Not Us," in which we tell about instances where people say/do stupid things.
The other day I was talking to a friend about water, now, for all the intellligent people out there it goes without saying that water, chemically, is two parts Hydrogen, and one part Oxygen. This particular person apparently failed Chemistry. Here's the conversation...
Friend: "I like to water down my Kool-Aid. Add some of that H, Two, Zero."
Friend: "Yea, that H-20.
They said it, not us...