Monday, March 30, 2009

Yup, We Got A New Recurring Segment...

...or is it "reoccurring?" I take a lot of pride in being more intelligent than the average person so I'm pretty sure it's "recurring." And if it's not, I still hold to that first statement.

Anywho, I was at Safeway yesterday in the chip aisle, when I meandered over to the Doritos section (Doritos is off-top the greatest chip known to man, and to steal a line from Ron Burgandy, "if you disagree, I will punch you in the face." Well, not really. But I'll want to.). Apparently, the geniuses at Frito-Lay decided they wanted to add a "Late Night" flavor for their chips. I suppose while I'm holding someone's ankles during a keg stand or trying to pick-up a drunk girl outside of Waikiki Trade Center, I'm supposed to be craving Doritos.

One of the new flavors is called, "Tacos at Midnight." When I saw this, one glaring thing was going through my mind, "That sounds like the name of a gay porno."

So, from the people that brought you the "Slang Word of the Day" and "They Said It, Not Us," A Dime & A Nickel now presents..."Things That Sound Like a Porno."

Our first, "Tacos at Midnight."

No comments: